Dating a banker anonymous blog
That's why we have started this Job Jokes Blog.
Stop by occasionally to see a new job or job search joke and have a quick laugh on us.
I said, "I'd like large bills, please." She looked at me and said, "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size." When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.
The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.
Note that we claim no authorship, ownership, nor copyrights on these jokes; rather, we are just informally passing them along to you as we normally would do "at the watercooler".
Dear Ingrid, Mind you, after 50 years my memory sometimes struggles with details.
Air Force Pilot : We've all seen Air Force pilots at the air force base look up just before taxiing for takeoff and the ground crew waits until the pilot's thumb is sticking straight up.
The crew chief then confirms that he sees the thumb, salutes, and the Air Force pilot then takes off.
The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-ninth.
The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue.